Not Today.

Not today. Sometimes you have to spell it out. You've got that look; we all do. The one that says, "My schedule is fully booked with not doing things, and my patience has officially retired to a small island." This isn't just a design spelling out "NOT TODAY"; it's your personal energy deflector. Perfect for those moments when the universe, or Kevin from accounting, tries to add another layer of unnecessary chaos to your perfectly curated state of minimal effort. Wear this as a silent, yet powerfully absurd, shield against unsolicited tasks, questionable suggestions, and all forms of uninvited nonsense. It won't actually stop anything, but it will loudly declare your internal rebellion to anyone who dares to look.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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