Knuckle Sandwiches

The Knuckle Sandwich: For When Subtlety Fails

We all know that person. The one who talks too much, listens too little, and has a knack for pushing every single one of your buttons. You've tried logic. You've tried deep breaths. Now, it's time for a different kind of intervention.

Introducing The Knuckle Sandwich: a conflict-resolution tool so powerful, it's become a legend. This isn't a snack; it's a statement delivered with the quiet grace of a heavyweight champion's handshake.

Each sandwich is expertly crafted from 100% pure, unadulterated consequence and served with a side of "let's be clear." Simply serve it to the offender....it's that easy. It’s perfect for that coworker who keeps stealing your pens or the neighbor who plays polka music at 3 a.m.

Disclaimer: This product is for symbolic use only. Do not consume. Side effects include sudden moments of clarity, a newfound respect for personal boundaries, and a significant reduction in passive-aggressive behavior.

The Knuckle Sandwich. Because some lessons are best taught without words.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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