Embrace the Hilarious Chaos: The Pigeon & Statue.
Life is basically a never-ending, highly unpredictable urban art installation, and this funny pigeon shirt perfectly captures it!
Some glorious mornings, you wake up feeling like the pigeon: magnificent, unburdened, and possessing the distinct urge to creatively redecorate the nearest historical monument (or, you know, just about anything below you). You're soaring high, surveying your domain, and strategically deploying your… uh… artistic contributions with unparalleled precision. You're the one making the headlines, whether anyone asked for them or not.
Then there are the other mornings. The ones where you're undeniably the statue: stoic, weathered, perpetually misunderstood, and silently accepting your fate as a grand, unmoving target. You're just standing there, minding your own business, probably contemplating existential dread or what's for dinner, when BAM! Another unsolicited critique from above. You're trying to keep your dignity, but let's be real, you're mostly just hoping it misses your face.
This relatable t-shirt and mug design is for the realists. For those who know that no matter how hard you try, some days you're the high-flying, slightly messy architect of chaos, and other days you're the unmoving, long-suffering canvas. It's the circle of life, the natural order of things, and a hilarious reminder that we all get a little, ahem, splattered by existence.
Looking for a unique t-shirt gift for that friend who 'gets it'? Or a sarcastic shirt that speaks volumes about daily life humor? This novelty tee is a fantastic conversation starter and a must-have for anyone navigating the ups and downs of existence. Wear this funny animal shirt proudly, because you've definitely been both!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
