The Hot Mess Express

The "Hot Mess Express". Forget trains; my life is a steam-powered catastrophe held together by duct tape, existential dread, and an alarming number of questionable snack wrappers. This locomotive runs on pure impulse and feels. One minute I'm chugging purposefully, the next I've spontaneously decided to reroute to a badger convention, all while emitting dramatic, unprovoked whistle blasts for no discernible reason. It's not a breakdown; it's just my highly expressive engine throwing a tantrum and making spontaneous detours into the 'How the Heck Did I Get Here' station. All aboard the "Hot Mess Express" – mind the gap, that's where my sanity usually falls out.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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